semi-literacy

can't say what they mean, don't mean what they say !

one of the lads at work was trying to find the number of the duty phone

it is a mobile that passes between shift managers which we can all contact in moments of perplexity

trouble was, he was looking in the section of the directory under the letter "G"

after taking it apart and cleaning it, the masons are ...

 

... re-building the war memorial next to putney church

 

the bluebells are ...

 

... about to be overwhelmed by ferns

 

would you use thames water ...

 

... for your ...

 

... personal hygiene ?

seasonal stuff

 

has steve bell become the greatest british political cartoonist since gillray ?

this caricature of blair in a tailspin is from today's guardian

 

jill roberts

e-mailed from the wild west

the last time i saw her she was a teenager & turning cartwheels

 

but at my back i always hear times winged chariot hurrying near ...

this clock sits on top of a pub next to ... a slipway !

 

the battersea elephant is resting in his stockade

 

rastafarian exuberance in wandsworth

rasta spelling mistake ? or what ...

 

the watch cost less than the chocolates

 

orgasmic porridge

to one bowl of scorching porridge add

chopped banana

honey

half a teaspoon of powdered ginger

blowing on the porridge will cool it and the tongue

bananas by cezanne

if mrs cezanne had bought gold plates the whole history of modern art might have taken a different direction


 

clapham junction from the south-west

sharpen your pencils, boys & girls ... you are entering anorak territory

 

here's one from the spanish emotional blackmailers handbook ...

"darling ! how much do you love me ?"

"more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow !"