of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !
Monday, January 02, 2006
holiday classics quiz, your starter for ninety-nine points ...
He: "What? Eight denarii? You said six before we came in here." [thinks: oh god, I didn't realise she looks like my little sister.]
She: "Take a look at what I got, baybee. I'm too fine for anything less." [thinks: dude, that was before I saw your little problem. I need extra for the search party.]
He: "You takin advantage of me! Where's my clothes, bitch?"
"For the love of God Ariadne, forget Theseus. Come back to mine and I'll show you my new splendid Map book"
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i wondered if she was calling on the gods to augment his endowment policy
ReplyDeleteCome a little closer. i can increase your investment
ReplyDeleteHe: "What? Eight denarii? You said six before we came in here." [thinks: oh god, I didn't realise she looks like my little sister.]
ReplyDeleteShe: "Take a look at what I got, baybee. I'm too fine for anything less." [thinks: dude, that was before I saw your little problem. I need extra for the search party.]
He: "You takin advantage of me! Where's my clothes, bitch?"
She: "WhatEVer."
thanx y'all
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