the emotional blackmailers handbook

of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !

so i got out of the cab and muddied my boots ...

... in a foggy field

catkins

room-inating

mum ? is there really such a thing as a lazy, feckless, good-for-nothing photographer ?

celebrating the remorseless advance of science technology ... i was just thinking about the agony of shaving forty years ago ...how much easier now !

we're allergic to real cats ... but i photographed our toy ones by the kitchen lights ...

... and then by the light of a hand-held candle

mad jack fuller's pyramid ...

... on a freezing foggy morning at brightling

some very pretty numerals above the porch at brightling church

memorial to jack fuller in brightling church

castings in the porch at brightling church

brightling village post office ... once upon a time

pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been ?

my client will plead temporary insanity, m'lud

now i have two headaches

mud, glorious mud !

cognitive dissonance and incipient aphasia ?

salvaging a sunken boat on the thames at putney