the emotional blackmailers handbook

of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !

you might not want to walk through this space on a windy day

a very cold wet afternoon on the village green at westerham in kent ...

... one of the worst sculptures i've ever seen

popped along the river bank ...

... in case the oxford crew needed some advice on ...

... how to handle their oars !

three beautiful sounds

... and a fourth

fortnum and mason's window dressing genius?/genii? at it again ...

... i'll have some of what they're on !

the aged parents in repose ... honour thy father and thy mother

breakfast !

... beyond the wildest dreams of avarice ...

lewes crescent in kemptown ...

... with brighton pier in the distance

lewis, a mature adult, has discovered the joys of fart putty

friendly ! ... then you'll never walk alone !

this red boat was just swinging around it's buoy as the tide turned to ebb

the hurlingham club, a rare glimpse from wandsworth park

st thomas a becket church at brightling