the emotional blackmailers handbook

of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !

are all cats bipolar ?

not one beer glass in sight

not tonight, josephine !

this lion isn't cowardly ... he's just in denial !

i'm sorry to tell you it's a classic case of twisted pullover syndrome, mrs socrates

hey, mister ! can we have our ball back ?

dreamer

there's an old piano and it's playing hot behind the green door !

autumn

hey, igor ! fetch me another thyroid ...

we're oop north, checking out their treasure troves, backsun

the paddock at goodwood

wooden weathercock at singleton

welcome to fortnum & mason's

the foliage in putney heath is gradually thinning and the sun's beams creep through at a lower angle, summer is ending

crikey ! she's almost famous !

mystery package at the royal academy ...

... sir joshua would have revelled in such a moment ...

... every movement will require consideration ...

... the freight people are being extra gentle ...