of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !
Monday, August 08, 2005
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
On The Buses
a. it seems a little unkind as the late dame can't answer back
b. they could re-number the service as 666
b. they could re-number the service as 666
Friday, July 29, 2005
Monday, July 25, 2005
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
BIRTHDAY HONOURS
Lady Lavender, The Loved One, Librarian to the Stars, is twenty-one again today !
There will be dancing in the streets, By Order.
Whats More, Already, And Not Withstanding, The Fun Fair Is Back In Town ...
There will be dancing in the streets, By Order.
Whats More, Already, And Not Withstanding, The Fun Fair Is Back In Town ...
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Saturday, July 09, 2005
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Thanx
Thanks to all who phoned during the hours after the bombing. It was very touching.
Luckily, I was out of London this morning, driving through the lovely woods and orchards of Sussex and Kent.
Oh, you silly bombers. The only thing that is sacred is life itself.
Luckily, I was out of London this morning, driving through the lovely woods and orchards of Sussex and Kent.
Oh, you silly bombers. The only thing that is sacred is life itself.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Monday, July 04, 2005
oh so tired
having tumbled out of a deep sleep at four & pedalled like hell to get to work, i was just driving gently down to a roundabout on the outskirts of london with a relaxed smile on my face when the engine stopped
it hadn't groaned or whined or clunked, it just wasn't there all of a sudden, and neither was the power steering, so the adrenalin rushed up as i used the last bit of momentum to wrestle the long van through the roundabout and into a nice comfy sit & wait forever position
of course the real stress was on my manager rod, who had to sort out a rescue and has been trying to rent another chiller van, almost impossible at the height of the summer season when the outdoor catering business is so busy
and there was stress for quentin, the driver who brought another van out as quickly as possible during the rush hour before the temperature of the goods on board mine had risen noticeably
but then i had to move a ton of boxes from one van to the other double quick, so i'm knackered
on the way back, about eight hours into the shift, i was so tired that it seemed safer to stop and rest for a while, so i turned off to visit the thames barrage and tried to imagine what the river must have looked like when it was full of wooden boats under sail
check above to see what it looks like now
it hadn't groaned or whined or clunked, it just wasn't there all of a sudden, and neither was the power steering, so the adrenalin rushed up as i used the last bit of momentum to wrestle the long van through the roundabout and into a nice comfy sit & wait forever position
of course the real stress was on my manager rod, who had to sort out a rescue and has been trying to rent another chiller van, almost impossible at the height of the summer season when the outdoor catering business is so busy
and there was stress for quentin, the driver who brought another van out as quickly as possible during the rush hour before the temperature of the goods on board mine had risen noticeably
but then i had to move a ton of boxes from one van to the other double quick, so i'm knackered
on the way back, about eight hours into the shift, i was so tired that it seemed safer to stop and rest for a while, so i turned off to visit the thames barrage and tried to imagine what the river must have looked like when it was full of wooden boats under sail
check above to see what it looks like now
Sunday, July 03, 2005
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