the nice lady at the lazy lobster signed for their delivery today with the words, "is it all there ?"
"i used to be a choirboy" sez i, "you can trust me !"
of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Monday, April 25, 2005
am i grumpy with new labour ?
i just had a "personal" letter from the labour party signed by someone called tracey
a few weeks ago a bloke with a mid-european accent phoned from the labour party to check my voting intentions and i expressed the view that tony blair should have resigned a long time ago and that i was troubled about voting labour again
who the hell is tracey ?
i've sent an e-mail to the address on the letterhead which reads as follows ...
i've just had a letter, headed with your address and signed by tracey, no second name, referring in the vaguest possible terms to a conversation between us that never took place
i'm quite used to the new labour party insulting it's voters collectively, but this is the first time you've managed to do it on a one-to-one level
as far i'm concerned, tony blair bears too much PERSONAL responsibility for the destruction and waste of human life in Iraq & I still consider him & Alistair Campbell to be a real & genuine threat to World Peace ... and I therefore consider you, Tracey, by association, to be in collusion with them
best wishes, if and only when you ever grow up to discover the fragile and transient one-ness of life & the universe
tristan forward
a few weeks ago a bloke with a mid-european accent phoned from the labour party to check my voting intentions and i expressed the view that tony blair should have resigned a long time ago and that i was troubled about voting labour again
who the hell is tracey ?
i've sent an e-mail to the address on the letterhead which reads as follows ...
i've just had a letter, headed with your address and signed by tracey, no second name, referring in the vaguest possible terms to a conversation between us that never took place
i'm quite used to the new labour party insulting it's voters collectively, but this is the first time you've managed to do it on a one-to-one level
as far i'm concerned, tony blair bears too much PERSONAL responsibility for the destruction and waste of human life in Iraq & I still consider him & Alistair Campbell to be a real & genuine threat to World Peace ... and I therefore consider you, Tracey, by association, to be in collusion with them
best wishes, if and only when you ever grow up to discover the fragile and transient one-ness of life & the universe
tristan forward
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Saturday, April 23, 2005
priorities temporarily mislaid
we were driving through a monotonous part of west london at the beginning of a long journey
"not much scenery here ... " sez i
"I'm here, darling !" , sez the loved one, before I'd even added a full stop.
"not much scenery here ... " sez i
"I'm here, darling !" , sez the loved one, before I'd even added a full stop.
emotional blackmail alert
it's a bit like a computer virus alert, only the threat is ten times more insidious ...
after i had uttered an apology for some minor faux pas,
the loved one's reply was typically incisive, as follows;
"thankyou, i might let you make it up to me later"
after i had uttered an apology for some minor faux pas,
the loved one's reply was typically incisive, as follows;
"thankyou, i might let you make it up to me later"
Friday, April 22, 2005
the smallest loaf in sussex
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
hype the aged
my energetic aunt mavis was ninety last week
i phoned for permission to visit and she said she needed a couple of hours because she was planting some seeds in her immaculate and lovely garden
we visited her, and as we were leaving i saw, with my very own eyes, that she was skipping up the garden steps back to the house
i phoned for permission to visit and she said she needed a couple of hours because she was planting some seeds in her immaculate and lovely garden
we visited her, and as we were leaving i saw, with my very own eyes, that she was skipping up the garden steps back to the house
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Thursday, April 07, 2005
family stuff
i cycled to fulham after work to meet my sister at a foundry
she's designed a medal commemorating our parents, colin and sylvia forward, and we met the gentlemen who will change her wax model into bronze
the medal shows the parents in profile on one-side, and relaxing "en-fete" on the reverse
i think my sister is pretty amazing
more news of this work in the next few weeks, as and when ...
she's designed a medal commemorating our parents, colin and sylvia forward, and we met the gentlemen who will change her wax model into bronze
the medal shows the parents in profile on one-side, and relaxing "en-fete" on the reverse
i think my sister is pretty amazing
more news of this work in the next few weeks, as and when ...
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