we went to the airport and i bought a box of anthon berg strawberries in champagne chocolates before we flew to bilbao
there, in our hotel, whilst i lay staring at the trendy purple ceiling, she discovered a safe that could be programmed so that only her credit card would unlock it
and that was where SHE hid MY chocolates
there is no justice ...
of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Sunday, September 11, 2005
bilbao viscaya
we'll be catching a bus to stansted airport in the early hours on monday and then flying to bilbao
will a deputation of swooning marxist feminists be waiting to greet me when we land ?
will our hotel be nearly posh enough ?
can there possibly be enough alcohol in the city for both of our thirsts ?
will they sell me a half-price ticket for the train to san sebastian if i shave and approach the ticket office on my knees ?
if you really really care, then watch this space ...
will a deputation of swooning marxist feminists be waiting to greet me when we land ?
will our hotel be nearly posh enough ?
can there possibly be enough alcohol in the city for both of our thirsts ?
will they sell me a half-price ticket for the train to san sebastian if i shave and approach the ticket office on my knees ?
if you really really care, then watch this space ...
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
the cheese man pauses at mereworth church in kent
1831 Topographical DictionaryMEREWORTH, a parish in the hundred of LITTLEFIELD, lathe of AYLESFORD, county of KENT, 5 miles (S.E.) from Wrotham, containing 711 inhabitants. The church, dedicated to St. Lawrence, was rebuilt by John, Earl of Westmorland: it is a very handsome structure, with a fine Corinthian portico, and surmounted by a lofty spire: the whole edifice is constructed of different sorts of stone, and the eastern window is of painted glass, collected for the purpose by that nobleman. The grazing land in this parish is supposed to breed the largest oxen in England, some of them having exceeded three hundred stone. This parish is bounded on the north by the Hurst woods.
Monday, September 05, 2005
chocolate cake with ganache icing and piping - a public announcement
it's no use begging; the cake in yesterdays blog has all gone !
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