of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !
Saturday, November 17, 2007
obsessive compulsive photographers' disorder
Friday, November 16, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
the loved one has just gone shopping ...
sez she: is there anything you'd like me to bring you, dear ?
sez he: a different coloured armani suit for every day of the week would be nice !
sez he: a different coloured armani suit for every day of the week would be nice !
Saturday, November 10, 2007
fortnum and mason's ... twelve drummers drumming, 'leven pipers piping
Friday, November 09, 2007
two new verbs in the wiltshire gazette ... i quote ...
He and the Dyson family is listed in 59th place in this year's Sunday Times Rich List, with a £1.08 billion fortune and assets including a £3 million French chateau.
The company is headquartered in Malmesbury, Wiltshire, where it employs more than 1,200 staff.
The firm manufactures all products in Malaysia since a decision in 2002 to offshore the operation, a move which caused outcry, with 500 UK jobs axed under the switch abroad.
The company is headquartered in Malmesbury, Wiltshire, where it employs more than 1,200 staff.
The firm manufactures all products in Malaysia since a decision in 2002 to offshore the operation, a move which caused outcry, with 500 UK jobs axed under the switch abroad.
some, no, most days, small ironies creep up behind and pinch me
i'm only fifty-eight, after all; so i haven't lost my malmesbury accent yet
this afternoon, ( whilst back at the office to do some paperwork after the round ), jonida, a very smart & pretty girl whose english is good, & who is probably aged a lot less than 25, & whose fashion sense seems balkan at times, said
"tristan, i've always meant to ask, because of how you talk, are you foreign ?"
... curiously, i suddenly recall first noticing, at about the age of sixteen, the differences between the accents of village girls from little somerford and shipton moyne, villages that lay some three miles distant on opposite sides of the town
this afternoon, ( whilst back at the office to do some paperwork after the round ), jonida, a very smart & pretty girl whose english is good, & who is probably aged a lot less than 25, & whose fashion sense seems balkan at times, said
"tristan, i've always meant to ask, because of how you talk, are you foreign ?"
... curiously, i suddenly recall first noticing, at about the age of sixteen, the differences between the accents of village girls from little somerford and shipton moyne, villages that lay some three miles distant on opposite sides of the town
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