i am too weak-willed to resist sharing with you this gratuitous juxtaposition ( i )

real grass at liberty in sloane street

cleaning the hob ... any excuse to delay the hoovering !

we flew south ...

... to indulge in a growing affection for roman marble

lintels !

beards

and when i rule the universe, this is where you'll find us on bath nights

the god of the nile

it is a well-known fact that truckers make ideal artist's models

i once knew a farmer who'd ( allegedly ) been weaned on scrumpy

a bit of raphael

romans tip-toeing through the ages

grrr !

hey ! isn't that rene magritte's old jacket ?

a sunday school teacher at the office said i should bring her some leather-bound relics from rome ... with louis vuitton written all over 'em

those australian barmaids again

bring me my bow of burning gold

a bold promise

night must fall