of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !
Monday, May 15, 2006
Friday, May 12, 2006
semi-literacy
can't say what they mean, don't mean what they say !
one of the lads at work was trying to find the number of the duty phone
it is a mobile that passes between shift managers which we can all contact in moments of perplexity
trouble was, he was looking in the section of the directory under the letter "G"
one of the lads at work was trying to find the number of the duty phone
it is a mobile that passes between shift managers which we can all contact in moments of perplexity
trouble was, he was looking in the section of the directory under the letter "G"
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Monday, May 08, 2006
Sunday, May 07, 2006
orgasmic porridge
to one bowl of scorching porridge add
chopped banana
honey
half a teaspoon of powdered ginger
blowing on the porridge will cool it and the tongue
chopped banana
honey
half a teaspoon of powdered ginger
blowing on the porridge will cool it and the tongue
bananas by cezanne
Saturday, May 06, 2006
here's one from the spanish emotional blackmailers handbook ...
"darling ! how much do you love me ?"
"more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow !"
"more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow !"
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
st.laurance's church, hawkhurst, kent
a curiosity ... all the church windows were blown out when a german flying bomb exploded in the churchyard in 1944 ... the restoration was celebrated in 1957 & so this church has a posh set of big nearly new windows, though i didn't find them attractive as the main theme seemed to be heraldic ... oh, the agonies of empire ... and the figures, which i haven't bothered to photograph, seemed to lack animation & emotion, neither of which any religion can really do without
the battersea elephant, and again
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