Friday, May 12, 2006

semi-literacy

can't say what they mean, don't mean what they say !

one of the lads at work was trying to find the number of the duty phone

it is a mobile that passes between shift managers which we can all contact in moments of perplexity

trouble was, he was looking in the section of the directory under the letter "G"

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

seasonal stuff

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has steve bell become the greatest british political cartoonist since gillray ?

this caricature of blair in a tailspin is from today's guardian

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jill roberts

e-mailed from the wild west

the last time i saw her she was a teenager & turning cartwheels

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Sunday, May 07, 2006

rastafarian exuberance in wandsworth

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rasta spelling mistake ? or what ...

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the watch cost less than the chocolates

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orgasmic porridge

to one bowl of scorching porridge add

chopped banana

honey

half a teaspoon of powdered ginger

blowing on the porridge will cool it and the tongue

bananas by cezanne

if mrs cezanne had bought gold plates the whole history of modern art might have taken a different direction


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Saturday, May 06, 2006

clapham junction from the south-west

sharpen your pencils, boys & girls ... you are entering anorak territory

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here's one from the spanish emotional blackmailers handbook ...

"darling ! how much do you love me ?"

"more than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow !"

Thursday, May 04, 2006

victor,

the h&b drivers' supervisor, showing us how to drive ... and what !

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putney river life

i'm curious to know what the two boats are doing newly beached on the far bank

a free house in point pleasant

sometimes they are still drinking by candlelight when i'm going to work

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battersea power station at 0445

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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

st.laurance's church, hawkhurst, kent

a curiosity ... all the church windows were blown out when a german flying bomb exploded in the churchyard in 1944 ... the restoration was celebrated in 1957 & so this church has a posh set of big nearly new windows, though i didn't find them attractive as the main theme seemed to be heraldic ... oh, the agonies of empire ... and the figures, which i haven't bothered to photograph, seemed to lack animation & emotion, neither of which any religion can really do without

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mysterious heraldry at st. laurance's church, hawkhurst

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the battersea elephant, again !

he's still there, or at least he was at about a quarter to four !

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the battersea elephant, and again

the light was just a little better & the elephant was still there so i took some more pictures this afternoon

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