upon re-reading a letter written at the time, I recall that on Christmas morning 2004, our first conversation was on the subject of territorial rights.
In answer to a complaint, & with only one eye open, I declared that because I am one & a half times bigger than The Loved One, then I am logically entitled to occupy three-fifths of the bed.
Furthering this watertight argument, I made the point that the golden rule of etiquette in unequal relationships is never to disagree with anyone who imagines they are being logical.
With your own innate clarity of reason, I feel confident that you will agree with everything that I have said & that I can count upon your support, should it become necessary for you to take sides !
2 comments:
You have several options:
1 Go on a diet
2 Get a bigger bed
3 See a shrink
4 Have a cuddle
i suppose the smartest approach to life might be to multiply one's options whilst reducing one's uncertainties
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