i stopped to smell this rose in eccles road, battersea, this afternoon
my mother planted the same sort around nineteen-sixty
then the scent reminded me of apples
now it reminds me of her
of the seven deadly sins, the eighth and worst by far is emotional blackmail ... the diligent practise of this subtle and ancient art creates a constantly evolving darwinistic moral vacuum in which the brightest new manipulative ideas and stratagems flourish ... and which only you, or i, can fill !
Friday, July 21, 2006
the aeronautickle bovine ...
Thursday, July 20, 2006
be certain of nothing ...
... for nothing is certain, said bertrand russell, philosopher and mathematician
i sympathise with his idealistic view, but those of us who are less privileged must be more pragmatic
i'm pragmatically interested in the way that sod's law seems to be subservient to the law of averages
for instance, I reckon ...
The Law Of Averages Is A Controlling Factor In Any Calculation That Conjectures Upon The Frequency Of Occurrences In Sod’s Law. I’ve Said Before That Sod’s Law Is Both Universal And Particular, Universal Because It Can Happen Anywhere, Particular Because It Always Happens To Me. Example: Any Worker Who Must Get Up In The Night Will Want To Dress In Darkness To Avoid Disturbing The Composure And Repose Of The Loved One. The Law Of Averages Predicts That Once In A While, Whilst Putting On One’s Trousers In The Dark, The Seam Of The Crotch Will Neatly Fit Into The Gap Between The Big Toe And The Second Toe, And Inevitably, The Dresser Will Topple Sideways Onto The Bed, Thus Banishing All Sleep From The House.
Perhaps Russell had a tight-rope walker's balance & poise ... i don't.
i sympathise with his idealistic view, but those of us who are less privileged must be more pragmatic
i'm pragmatically interested in the way that sod's law seems to be subservient to the law of averages
for instance, I reckon ...
The Law Of Averages Is A Controlling Factor In Any Calculation That Conjectures Upon The Frequency Of Occurrences In Sod’s Law. I’ve Said Before That Sod’s Law Is Both Universal And Particular, Universal Because It Can Happen Anywhere, Particular Because It Always Happens To Me. Example: Any Worker Who Must Get Up In The Night Will Want To Dress In Darkness To Avoid Disturbing The Composure And Repose Of The Loved One. The Law Of Averages Predicts That Once In A While, Whilst Putting On One’s Trousers In The Dark, The Seam Of The Crotch Will Neatly Fit Into The Gap Between The Big Toe And The Second Toe, And Inevitably, The Dresser Will Topple Sideways Onto The Bed, Thus Banishing All Sleep From The House.
Perhaps Russell had a tight-rope walker's balance & poise ... i don't.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
i just had to do a u-turn to picture this ...
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Saturday, July 15, 2006
the venetian problem ... a modest proposal
on the one hand, you have lot of sinking islands
on the other, you have the italian concrete producers and the murano glass makers
my solution is to concrete in the lagoon and the waterways,
and then cover it all in beautiful glass from murano to imitate the water
this should keep everyone busy for the next fifty years
no doubt they're designing a stained glass window glorifying my image at this very moment
q.e.d.
bastille day
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